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This happened way back when....late September of this year. All I can say is that I wished I was invited to that party....or am I? I also want to point out how TRH it is that the whole reason he came to 'the house' in the first place was to pick up a plate of food. I can picture a sectioned styrofoam plate with a little bit of mac and cheese, green beans, watery coleslaw and over-cooked chicken with a blanket of tin foil. 


I will also issue an imaginary, theoretical prize for the best (and most TRH) speculative dialogue of what actually went down that night.....please submit (if you care) to totallyrockhill@gmail.com. We will award TRH points....

Boyfriend assaulted with high heel at 

Pure Romance party

YORK (not RH, but county seat is close enough)-- 

A York woman is accused of assaulting her boyfriend with a high-heel shoe after a stripper showed up at a Pure Romance party she was attending, police say.

The woman, 31, was charged with domestic violence after she threw the shoe at her boyfriend, hitting him in the head, according to a York police report.

The boyfriend showed up at the woman’s friend’s house Saturday night to pick up a plate of food from his girlfriend, the report states.

The couple reportedly argued because there was a male stripper at the Pure Romance party. Pure Romance is the purveyor of sensual lotions and other products of sexual nature.

The high heel cut the man’s face. She claims the man struck her, which he denies.

THIS STORY IS PERFECT. I CAN INTERJECT TWO OF MY FAVORITE HAPPENINGS IN HISTORY AS MAKESHIFT REENACTMENTS. 

this video notes that one of the biggest insults in the 

Arab world is to throw one's shoe at some. Bitch must have been pissed.

originally posted 9/26/11 on heraldonline.com, by: Kimberly Dick

Read more: http://www.heraldonline.com/2011/09/26/3399521/police-woman-assaults-boyfriend.html#ixzz1ddzSZ1dX